Vegas Snob is the pet project of Mike E. whose prose was frequently featured in the prominent Vegas communities of Two Way Hard Three and later VegasTripping.

Mike once scalded his taint on a bidet in a penthouse at The Mirage. This was the catalyst to his notoriety. Mike stayed in a Grand Lakeview Suite at Bellagio and 17 years after the hotel had opened, proved to the world that those balconies are actually real and habitable. Two months later he stayed in a Penthouse at the same resort and took a royal shit on it. He was chased with pitch forks when he once declared that Wynn’s Resort Side was exclusively for poor people. He gave the very first review of Wynn’s Fairway Villas and Encore’s Duplex Apartments, the latter of which scored him five seconds of air time on Good Morning America and ABC News. That’s when he pretty much peaked.

His snobbery is a running joke, obviously. That said, if you love South Point, leave.